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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

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share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do so many guys love anime girls?

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Why cant I sleep even tho I am sleepy? I am not anxious or worried but my body just doesn't want to. I've been awake for almost 2 days and feel sleepy but I cant sleep. My doctor said its anxiety related but its not. Is this normal?

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

No go.

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Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

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